Wednesday, October 5, 2011

oh for fucks sake, some people are such cunts.
i don't like that word, but in this situation it's the only word close to fitting. i had no idea that we were still in high school, and that it was still okay to be a pathetic rumor spreading twat. no, i do not have chlamydia. yes, i was at the doctors because there is something wrong with my lady land... i have some fucked up issue with my ovaries that causes me to pass out and possibly not have kids. not the clap. so, if you're gonna be a fucking twat and say i gave you the clap go right ahead. i'll tell people the truth and you will look like a fucking idiots because 1. we used s condom. 2. when i found out what was wrong, i got an std check that was clean. and i had that two weeks ago, we had sex months ago. 3. you are a fucking idiot, so keep making yourself look like a fool. talk is cheap, and kicking you in your not so pleasing cock is priceless. 

Monday, September 19, 2011

how many people have you slept with?
that's always the big question. and the answer always comes with the chance of you being a slut. it's worse for girls, if a girl has a high number she's a whore... yet, when a boy has slept with a high number he's the man. i don't see how this shit works aye? my flat mate has slept with more than three times the people i have... yet, he says i'm a "little whore". i'm not even the bloody double digits yet. yeah, sex may not be a big deal to me... maybe it's because i think love is all shit and people are always confusing lust for love. or, maybe it's the fact i have my issues and sex just means nothing but sex. but, back to my point. where's the equality at boys?! you're just as slutty, if not sluttier than i am by sleeping with so many more people than me. so, how 'bout you check out the log in your eye before you hassle me about the twig in mine, aye?

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

sorry blogspot, i'm cheating on yo' ass. i got tumblr.
pretty sure i now have the worlds prettiest foot.

Monday, August 15, 2011

ffffffff off with your negativity!
man, i'm so sick and tired of peoples negative shit. seriously, i know shit can be hard. trust me, i know. it's one reason i keep my blog and a journal. but, facebook? really? i don't give a shit. i know it's rude, but when i'm upset i don't want the whole world knowing... i don't mind vom all over my blog for attention (i'm pretty sure no one reads it anyway, haha) i mind vom on my blog to get it out. if i wanted to be an attention seeking twat, i'd bitch and moan over facebook like a 15yr old. but seriously, i'm 18 and i know it's stupid. everyone needs to grow up and get over the little things. life's way to short to worry about the little things. i'm  sick of people complaining about so much tiny shit as if it's the end of the world. i've seriously been to hell and back, yet i don't bitch and moan for everyone to see. grow up, please and thankyou.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

liz 'fg' said it perfectly when she said "your frush is pretty much a sticky substance that lingers and there's no pill or cream to fix it." 

but, i think it's probs worse when they use the b word, yup best friend. having a crush on a best friend... oh get worse. do you have any idea how much of an awkward situation it is?! it's an unavoidable situation though. you spend time together, you get to know each other and you get to know secrets and obviously, spending so much time together, it's bound to happen. you start crushing. 

do you have any idea how awkward it is when you know you're crushing and you're starting to get the idea he's crushing too?! ffffffff. talk about mind fuck. there's already a super tight bond there, and he starts being cute and flirty... yeah, that's something new. well, not completely new. he's a flirty boy, just not usually with you. untill recently. you hang out more, he asks you to "please come to beer pong tonight". you go, he randomly puts his arm around you (not like the bffl arm over the shoulder, that ugly thing cute couples do that make you wanna vom all over yourself), kisses your forhead goodbye. then, you go out to a party together, he randomly holds your hand, and... dun dun dun, he ends up kissing you. 

yeah, i'm in this situation... and, now that the friend zone slash possible more than friend zone is being all blurred and mixed up, my head is even more mixed up. good one, sammy. pretty sure it can't get more awkward now. and, i'm all like "weeeh do i give it a go, or nah." and "wait, omg i i did not just pash him." and, "fuck this better not ruin the friendship." because, obviously it's easier when you "frush" secretly and just stay bffls.

and, in other news check out liz's blog